I’ve got no moves in the car. The 9 inch gap between the two front seats that houses the gear stick and the handbrake might as well be a mile. My moves all involve already being close to the other p..
It was half past midnight. I was home, alone. I didn’t want to have a hangover so I ate a bowl of baked beans and sausages and drank tea. I had got drunk as fuck and got home in one piece. All in al..
Remember at the end of last year, after I’d broke up with my girlfriend I posted a blog called The Perfect Woman which described my ideal woman. The comments were along the lines of “good luck, she..