Nextbot & Coroutines

I’ve made a bit of progress binding the Nextbot stuff.. despite not talking about it. When I was designing how it should interface with Lua I started off mimicing how it worked in the engine. After..

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Airplay To Room

When I go in the shower I like to listen to music. All my music is on my phone. So I tend to listen to it via the phone speaker – which is shit. I bought a dock that charged via USB – and it was pre..

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Resellers

There’s something I don’t understand about the sale of software. Why do companies have resellers? Why do they want you to buy through their resellers? It’s usually the case with expensive software a..

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Steampipe Looming

So Valve are converting all their games over to Steampipe. The word on the street is that DoD:S is going to be converted for proper on Monday. I am not sure whether this is just DoD:S or CS:S etc to..

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Coroutines

This week I have managed to get coroutines working properly in Garry’s Mod. I am almost positive that no-one cares about coroutines but maybe that’s because they’ve never worked properly? The proble..

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Recruiters

We signed on with a couple of recruiters to try to find decent programmers. It feels a lot like a dating service. They send us an email with the candidates vital statistics and try to explain why th..

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Writing a Wiki Bot

As part of the wiki re-fuckulation process a month back I had to move and reformat a bunch of pages. So I went about writing a wiki bot. If you already have good knowledge of PHP this is about a bil..

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Oil your brain

In my house I am renowned for obscenely long showers. I can sometimes be in the shower for an hour and half. That’s not always because I’m having a difficult shit, or playing candy crush, or masturb..

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Tax Investigation

Yesterday we had a woman from the tax office here having a nose around. Facepunch doesn’t really pay a lot of VAT because we don’t sell GMod straight to the end user – we get a royalties cheque from..

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Lua Bindings

I’ve been updating how my Lua binding system works over the last few days. My original system was getting me in the shit with co-routines because I short sightedly stored a global Lua instance and a..

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