Erection Failure

Friday, September 2, 2011

I was thinking the other day.. who reads this blog? It's probably mainly guys, under 20. So I was thinking what advice could I pass on that might help someone out one day? Here it is.

When you start having sex there will be a time where your penis won't cooperate with you. You'll go to put the condom on and it will be half erect, but you'll manage to get it on somehow, and she didn't seem to notice. Then you'll start doing it and you'll be thinking "is it still hard". Then you'll look down and it won't be. Your girlfriend will look at it, you'll be embarassed. You'll make eye contact. You'll want to crawl up your own ass. She'll blame herself, she'll think you don't find her attractive. You'll start to wonder whether you actually do - your dick doesn't, maybe you're gay, maybe you can only get off when watching porn. Next time you will be so scared of it happening again that it will definitely happen again. It'll probably happen for about a month. You might even consider getting Viagra or something.. but don't!

You see the problem is that you're thinking about the state of your erection instead of the sex. It's like constantly thinking of a dead dog while trying to do it.

When it happened to me I reached out to a friend on MSN, I told him the story. He said something like "LOL! you faget u shoud send her 2 me ill sort er out fer ya ;)".

About a month later he messaged me. Except it wasn't him, it was his girlfriend. She said she'd read the chat history - and not to worry about it. It'd happened with her and my friend - except he CRIED when it happened to him. Clever really because I'm sure it completely blew over the embarrassment of not being able to maintain an erection.

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